What does the fox say?

I take attendance by having the students answer a question.

What does the fox say? (previously: 2017, wikipedia)

Not very many onomatopoeias this time:

• woof!
• meow
• ka ki ka ki (x3)
• nya, ring ding
• yip
• Meow Meow Meow

Many people who gave the fox the ability to speak full sentences:

• How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
• Elvis is alive in Chicago
• Cancel Futurama Again
• "I don't like Chrome"
• here we go again...
• "I am a fox."
• "I wish I wasn't a fox :("

And ... a third category of "other ones":

• run it through valgrind
• whatever sound fox make
• nothing
• noises

I appreciate the student who just wrote a long squiggle. Is it a noise? Is it an approximate signature? Is it just a symbol to register "I was here"?

This post's theme word is whigmaleerie / whigmaleery (n), "a whim" or "a fanciful contrivance." Foxes speaking? What whigmaleerie!