Why did the chicken cross the road?

I take attendance by asking the students a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? (previously: 2017 2016)

• idk
• no idea
• not sure
• I don't know
• I don't know
• why not?
• exercize!
• to cry
• the chicken saw a sale
• Because why wouldn't it?
• to find its friends
• can't I just say "to get to the other side"?
• to lay an egg
• to chase innocent children
• Colonel Sanders was in pursuit
• it wanted a Popeye's chicken sandwich on the other side
• to run away from the Chic-Fil-A
• you tell me
• or did it?
• because the chicken has no free will
• determinism
• because it wanted to
• to be part of The Beatles
• to solve algorithms problems

The "non sequitur" award goes to "cuz 7 is a prime".

This post's theme word is slue (v intr), "to turn, swing, or slide in a particular direction" or (n), "such a turn, swing or slide." The chicken sped across the road and slued into the neighbor's coop!