The rhyming perfects the humor:
But who would win? It depends on the contest, and the ninjas. Professors can't compete with them physically, but ninjas are no match for their brains. "They're that smart?" you wonder? Well, let me put it this way... you've heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!
This post's theme word is kyphosis, "excessive outward curvature of the spine, causing hunching of the back" -- compare with lordosis, "excessive inward curvature of the spine." I read it here.