Wednesday, October 2, 2019

What is the luckiest thing that ever happened to you?

I take attendance by asking the students a question.

What is the luckiest thing that ever happened to you? (previously 2017)

Traditional:

  • got into Swat
  • life!
  • opportunity to go to college
  • born in a first world country
  • winning Harry Potter Broadway tickets
  • I once found two packs of gummi worms in a vending machine
  • that I was born at all (the odds were against me)
  • my cat wandered onto our porch
  • won a raffle
Some people wanted to defer the question:
  • hasn't happened yet
  • opportunity met preparation
  • idk I'm grateful for most things that have happened to me
  • lots of things
  • don't believe in luck
  • TBD
  • can't think of just one
  • not sure
  • yes
  • not lucky
Begrudgingly I acknowledge that yet again someone claimed that taking this class was their luckiest life event. I can't be bribed! ... at least not so openly.

My favorite was definitely "Fell backwards off Willets bannister, landed on feet" --- whoo, what luck!


This post's theme word is hotsy-totsy (adj), "just right; perfect" or "haughty; pretentious." That is my preferred hotsy-totsy way of descending staircases.

Monday, September 30, 2019

What does the fox say?

I take attendance by having the students answer a question.

What does the fox say? (previously: 2017, wikipedia)

Not very many onomatopoeias this time:

  • woof!
  • meow
  • ka ki ka ki (x3)
  • nya, ring ding
  • yip
  • Meow Meow Meow
Many people who gave the fox the ability to speak full sentences:
  • How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
  • Elvis is alive in Chicago
  • Cancel Futurama Again
  • "I don't like Chrome"
  • here we go again...
  • "I am a fox."
  • "I wish I wasn't a fox :("
And ... a third category of "other ones":
  • run it through valgrind
  • whatever sound fox make
  • nothing
  • noises
I appreciate the student who just wrote a long squiggle. Is it a noise? Is it an approximate signature? Is it just a symbol to register "I was here"?


This post's theme word is whigmaleerie / whigmaleery (n), "a whim" or "a fanciful contrivance." Foxes speaking? What whigmaleerie!