Apparently, at some point in the past, Marvel figured out that they could get more mileage (money) from their fan base by recombining existing superheroes into a superhero gang. Thus did Iron Man, the Hulk, Thor, and some other incidental characters included for franchise convenience, combine forces to become
The Avengers in 1963. I am not a comic book aficionado, so now I willfully elide and ignore the vast, rich intervening history of Marvel fandom and the Avengers. And now, nearly fifty years later, this sad and wrung-out merchandising ploy is being resurrected as a live-action film by the unimaginative executives of today.
Thus do we arrive at
The Avengers movie.
A universe in which the extremely scientific and engineering-centric Tony Stark coincides with the
Norse god Thor who has
magical hammer powers makes no meaningful, consistent sense. (
Mjöllnir!) I continuously wondered throughout
this trailer whether the super-science field would cancel the super-mythological field and render them both as pitifully over-muscled, emotionally immature men. Shouting at each other in a giant crater of their own inability to come to terms with life.
All this absurdity could be overlooked, but for one fact:
Edward Norton is no longer the Hulk. I am appalled and disappointed;
I enjoyed [mocking] Edward Norton-as-the-Hulk's origin movie, and
Edward Norton is a favorite of mine. Now there's some other guy playing the Hulk, and he is frankly much less Edward-Norton-ish than I'd prefer.
This post's theme word is snite, "to blow your nose."
I snite at you, you so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly reboots of franchise movies!