M. told me that I should blog this. So I do, with apologies to Dr. Seuss. Here is a modern-day thneed:As you can see, the thneed is the ultimate in privacy-ensuring, anti-glare laptop devices. I do not recommend it for airport usage, though -- someone could be rifling through your purse right next to you and you'd never know. Plus, airport security would probably confiscate it, or your laptop (1, 2, 3, 4). (Thanks, Engadget!)
This post's theme song: the "everybody needs a thneed!" song from the animation. Now it's stuck in my head.