What is the punchline of your favorite joke?

 I take attendance by having the students answer a question. Previously 2017, 2019.

What is the punchline of your favorite joke?

I assure you that typos and punctuation below are [sic]:

• "[student's own first name]'s on time"
• "shut up cold water!"
• 1984
• G
• Ground beef
• Ground chicken
• 
  
• Im-Pasta
• Imagine :)
• Me!
• Nice
• Renato Pizza
• Swarthmore construction
• Tinean
• Your the only ten I see [sic]
• construcrian
• don't know one
• drawing a blank Im sorry :( <3
• hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog...
• pasta balls
• to get to the other side

Most popular answer by far was variations of "IDK" (x6).

These joke punchlines make me wonder about the preceding joke... 

... well, except for the best one:

• This is joke for all you mind readers:

This post's theme word is salvific (adj), "having the power to save or redeem." The psychic comic did not have many salvific punchlines.