Thursday, April 25, 2024

If you were a superhero, what power would you have?

 I take attendance by having students answer a question. Previously 2017, 2019.

If you were a superhero, what power would you have?

There were some traditionalists:

  • invisibility x7
  • flying x3
  • super speed x2
  • telepathy
  • read minds 
  • invulnerability
  • super saiyan

Many people want extra time:
  • have 48 hours a day
  • stop time
  • no longer need to sleep
  • not getting sleepy
  • making [other student in class] on time
  • instant transportation
Then there were people who imagined powers that help towards other goals:

  • power to refill anything
  • memory
  • infinite memory
  • infinite money

This post's theme word is macrosmatic (adj), "having a well-developed sense of smell." The macrosmatic superhero rescues local residents from inadequately-aged cheese.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

What parallel-universe version of yourself would you like to be?

 I take attendance by having students answer a question.

What parallel-universe version of yourself would you like to be?


(all typos below are preserved as submitted)


Many students aspire to parallel-universe careers:

  • pilot (x2)
  • POTUS
  • president
  • economist
  • lawyer
  • chef
  • cheffe
  • astronaut (x2)
  • commentator

Some wanted careers based on fame (mostly sports):

  • PGA tour champ
  • pop star
  • win the masters
  • dancer
  • actress/dancer
  • pro sport of some sort
  • disc golfer

One single student wanted simply more money, in an amount I have not heard of:

  • a bizzlionaire

One student wanted to be an inexplicable parallel-universe version, no further explanation:

a cold one

Some students were nonspecific but positive:

  • living in nature
  • maybe in bed
Some students were simply nonspecific:

  • huh
  • idk
And this week's most contented mid-semester student picked simply:

  • idk I'm happy in this one



This post's theme word is lotic (adj), "relating to or living in flowing water." (Note that "lentic" is the same, but for still water.) The lotic parallel universe features many gills and a lot of waterproofing on electronics, but is otherwise quite familiar. There are a lot of reunions of the lotic and lentic branches of the family.