What is the punchline of your favorite joke?

I take attendance by asking students a question.

What is the punchline of your favorite joke? (previously)

• everything was covered in "de-brie"
• "You're funny... funny looking"
• "Maybe next time you should estimate me!"
• drum noise
• laugh (hopefully at others)
• lmaoooo
• A grasshopper walks into a bar... find me for the rest
• "It's you guys, the audience"
• lol
• You are a joke
• Yo' mama
• dab
• fshhh
• porcupine
• gottem
• Don't leaf me I'm bushed!
• ketchup
• this suit is black not
• I don't remember
• uh... I forgot it
• that's what she said
• Stone Cold Steve Austin
• You're bad.
• gottee
• Deafening Silence
• I don't have any favorite joke
• Babanana
• "forcefully ejecting air out of my nose"
• that's it
• Told you so
• hole in one
• N/A
• 189

Some of those were mysterious.

This post's theme word is robustious (adj), "strong and sturdy; boisterous; coarse or crude." I suspect some robustious jokes are hiding in there.

Your supervillain/hero catchphrase

I take attendance by asking the students a question. Today's afternoon session was thematically linked to the morning, though I don't think anyone submitted answers that used that link.

If you were a superhero/villain, what would your catchphrase be? (previously)

Lots of noises:

• woo-hoo
• Oh no
• yo yo
• wee woo
• nothing
• Silence!
• *silence*
• none -- I would keep myself "mysterious"
• ummmm.
• badda bing badda baah
• HaHaHaHaHaHa

And then some, nefarious or virtuous depending on how you read them / how they are delivered:

• gonna hack em all.
• I'll be the God of the New World
• "seize the means of production"
• Here goes
• "the end"
• Aight I'm a head out
• Run it through valgrind
• Never fear, is here!
• Please don't fight back
• Gotta Catchem All
• Not on my watch
• Listen to my full monologue!
• I'm sleepy :(
• lol good luck guys
• Too much sauce
• Big O!

I definitely can see a sinister cackle following "Listen to my full monologue!"

This post's theme word is skail (verb intr.): "to scatter out, spill, or disperse." The assembled crowds skailed before the doomsday machine.