Saturday, October 15, 2016

Ithaca is gorgeous

By well-known folk wisdom, the gorges are gorgeous:
Seriously scenic hiking.
 We came in search of a geocache, which we needed rock-climbing rope and headlamps to find. Advanced level only.
View across and down the gorge towards the lake.
 We did actually end up climbing down/across/into a gorge and walking along the bottom for a little bit.
The view upstream, bridge in sight.

Gorges aside, Ithaca is full of lovely sights.
Nice fluffy trees and brightly-painted angular metal sculptures.
Sweeping expanses of greenery sloping down towards the lake.
Lots and lots of trees precariously growing on ledges.
I enjoy the special features of Ithaca; things I've only noticed now that I have experienced their absence in the rest of the world. For example, this sign:
"No skiing, sledding, or sliding"
The variegated trees lining the highways as I drove were also very nice.



This post's theme word is campanile (n), "a bell tower, especially one detached from a main building such as a church." Sledding is expressly forbidden on the slopes below the campanile, but students frequently use food trays to careen down the snowy expanse anyway.

Friday, October 7, 2016

What is your quest?

I take attendance by having the students answer a question. This one pairs nicely with the previous question "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

What is your quest?

Not the college-polished liberal arts answers I expected:

  • i'm still waiting for the call to action tbh
  • still figuring that out
  • I don't know

Short-term thinkers and those with pretty feasible goals:
  • sleep
  • eat 2015's chocolate award winners
  • not puke after watching a romcom
  • to finish the current problem set
  • to make it through the day
  • over to the left a bit
  • sort things
  • to finally get to October break

Long-term and big picture thinkers:
  • to find a nice farm to settle down in
  • to find the meaning of my one and only life
  • to sell vacuum cleaners in n cities, driving as few miles as possible
  • find my quest
  • to make myself and others happy
  • to be the best there ever was
  • seek ultimate fun in life
  • join moon
  • to get vim commands to work in google docs

I'm not sure that "join moon" should be interpreted literally. Maybe it's a cult thing?


There were some context-free superlatives:

  • be the best
  • to be the very best
  • to be the best there ever was
This last one, it turns out, was a frequent verbatim response, sometimes extending for several more lines. I had to do an internet search to find my missing cultural context, because I am an old person and not hip or cool.


The obvious answers (I can hear it, with accent and cadence, in my head):
  • to find the Holy Grail
  • I don't know thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-----
    [ed. note: the line trailed off and upwards into the margin]
The "playing for brownie points" award goes to my favorite: "to reach node v of graph G".


This post's theme word is manumit, "to free from slavery." A valuable life's work is to maximally manumit.