Brazen hussy of a flower, with your head-sized genital display out in a public park, where children play! Have you no shame?!
Paris in springtime is quite lovely. Toronto's springs are more demure --- demurer? --- and delayed besides. Plus fewer people speak French there.
This post's theme word is corolla, "the petals of a flower as a group." That corolla is large enough to be a headdress.