There are giant, luxurious expanses of whiteboard in my office. They go almost floor-to-ceiling, which means that there is a considerable margin above which I cannot feasibly write. This margin ends up getting filled with quotes that students hear or say in my office, and find amusing to document. Occasionally I add to it myself (on a stepstool, on tip-toe).
The semester is over, so I'm clearing the whiteboard. Here for posterity are the quotes, anonym-ish-ized:
"I think I am approachable and friendly but no one puts a quote like that up there."
"I'm allowed to extend social niceties. It is one of the things that helps me blend."
"I'm an old-fashioned maniac trapped in the body of a thirty-year-old professor."
"Because long story short I'm a freak."
"Having a filter is like being the protagonist in everyone else's life."
"Solving problems is for lesser beings."
"I was hedging my bets so that way I would get something happy."
"I thought the population of America was like 200,000." (<-- astonishment="" board="" for="" on="" p="" quote="" the="" this="" value="" went="">
"You are the most accessible professor by far." (someone said this to me!)
"Thank you, wise professor." (someone said this! first usage of "wise" applied to me AFAIK)
"You harvest tears, I harvest souls, we all have our quirks." (delivered in a flippant tone to me)
"Try not to say anything obviously dumb." (actual direction I was given)
"It's not all bleak."
"It's just mostly bleak."
"So you're going to be THAT professor?"
"I will, in future, NOT ask questions. Just remain silent." (said by the Most Inquisitive Student)
For those keeping track at home, the semester timer finished at 45:23:04.52. I'm considering how to invoice this time.
This post's theme word is scrouge (v intr), "to squeeze, press, or crowd." The office hours scrouge is the scourge of the studious and enthusiastic.
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