What inanimate object would you wish to eliminate from existence?
Some students used their wish for the betterment of all:
- fossil fuels
- plastic in the ocean
- greenhouse gases
Others clearly hold personal grudges, whose explanations and origin stories I can only hypothesize:
- mushrooms
- sporks
- red onion
- fire moose
- sandals
- toe shoes
- socks
- aglet
- ties
- styrofoam
- rocks
- my hallmates' alarm clocks
- stickshift cars
- SSBM
Some had very specific college-student-related ideas, ranging from "that makes sense" to "that seems actively hurtful towards me, your professor, I'm standing in this room right now trying to teach you":
- problem sets
- math
- final exams
- pens
- this pen
- sign-in sheets
- this question
- Swarthmore College
My favorite was the dull, "nothing", because it supports the hypothesis that we live in the best of all possible worlds.
This post's theme word is aglet --- a new word for me! --- which is the term to refer to the metal or plastic tube at the end of the shoelace that stops it from fraying. In a world without aglets, we bungee-cord our shoes on each morning and saunter about, oblivious to the alternate realities we have narrowly avoided.
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