Things on a single post-it on my desktop

"I mean that in the Roman sense of 300, which means a bajillion." -- A.
waffle
clippy
bike jousting
pysdens / pysdxes


This post's theme word: epergne, "a serving dish of numerous separate bowls attached to one main stem." I've been trying to work that into a blog post for awhile, and hadn't managed. Bonus points if you can rhyme it in a poem.

Austen puns

From 5ives:

Five terrible fake Jane Austen novels:

1. Rash and Rationality
2. Punk and Punctuality
3. Beast and Bestiality
4. Funk and Functionality
5. Fried and Credulous

This post's theme word: bossive, "crooked; deformed."