M. told me that I should blog this. So I do, with apologies to
Dr. Seuss. Here is a modern-day
thneed:

As you can see, the thneed is the ultimate in privacy-ensuring, anti-glare laptop devices. I do not recommend it for airport usage, though -- someone could be rifling through your purse right next to you and you'd never know. Plus, airport security would probably
confiscate it, or
your laptop (
1,
2,
3,
4).
(Thanks, Engadget!)This post's theme song: the "everybody needs a thneed!" song from the animation. Now it's stuck in my head.