Quotes

Quotes that enterprising persons heard in my office, and recorded on the board, but which are now being erased so I can have more space for research:

• "Hot damn, man"
• "I have very large hips compared to a mice baby."
• "PLACENTAS, Lila"
• "On Thursday I have to give birth... I have to interview candidates, get inseminated, and fully gestate a human child."
• "Think faster... and also better."
  "It's solid advice. If only you could follow it."
• "You, in particular, need help."
• "Why is everything covered in metal?"
• "I didn't realize there was both a top and a bottom."
  "How did you think boxes work?"
• "It's gotta be true, right? There are so many emojis."
• "Christmas star" [accompanied by un-star-like diagram of a graph with 5 vertices]
• "I'm very professional, except for the hole in my pants."
• "Today is not. Halloween."
• "I do. Because I know stuff. Because that's what I am."

This post's theme word is farraginous (adj), "heterogeneous; having a mix of random things." What a silly, context-free, farraginous collection of quotes.