What is the worst pun you've ever heard?

 I take attendance by having the students answer a question.

What is the worst pun you've ever heard?

Only a few actual responses:

• That's pretty punny of you, haha!
• alpaca lunch
• [thought too much]
• orange you glad I didn't say banana
• all puns are great

... and then more than 15 variants of "I don't know". I guess it's hard to remember a pun on the spot.

This post's theme word is gegg (n), "a trick or practical joke," or (v) "to play a hoax or practical joke." The biggest gegg of the post is the lack of puns!

If you were a superhero, what power would you have?

 I take attendance by having students answer a question. Previously 2017, 2019.

If you were a superhero, what power would you have?

There were some traditionalists:

• invisibility x7
• flying x3
• super speed x2
• telepathy
• read minds 
• invulnerability
• super saiyan

Many people want extra time:

• have 48 hours a day
• stop time
• no longer need to sleep
• not getting sleepy
• making [other student in class] on time
• instant transportation

Then there were people who imagined powers that help towards other goals:

• power to refill anything
• memory
• infinite memory
• infinite money

This post's theme word is macrosmatic (adj), "having a well-developed sense of smell." The macrosmatic superhero rescues local residents from inadequately-aged cheese.