Lila Prime

In the spirit of un-birthdays, merry non-Christmas to you! Today's a pretty unexceptional day, so it's a great time to contemplate...

Cookies, cookies, and more cookies! Texas receives a special shout-out for being the most fun cookie cutter to use. The pi/2 fork rotation ...

Gather sufficient clever and verbose people together, and the resulting tumult of verbiage will dazzle and astound. And, I hope, amuse. Here...

For the convenience and delight of local children, Santa's appearances on the Champs Elysées are prescheduled and at a fixed location. ...

In my clime-of-origin, November is already blustery and cold. Snow is possible. So no matter how many times I experience it, the transition...

The Paris skyline is dramatic and distinctive. A certain density of unique monuments, and an enforced homogeny throughout the rest of the ci...

Merry Christmas, says the piranahmoose! Joy, absurdism, holiday lights, a delightful hat, and rows of sharp teeth that can rend flesh fro...

I hope your holiday season is free of unspeakable horrors... but just in case it isn't, here's my favorite holiday poem , as writt...